Hookup Crapps number 5.
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Take a pinch of deception and a dash of eye drops, and you too can try and convince potential sex partners that you're awake at this hour because of a noise outside and now you can't return to the R.E.M. 

It’s the craze that’s sweeping the nation: convincing only yourself that you're an excellent liar.


Make a statement in any room with this framed poster printed on high-quality paper, with a partly glossy, partly matte finish.

• 10 mil (0.25 mm) thick paper
• Alder, semi-hardwood frame
• .75” (1.9 cm) thick frame
• Acrylite front protector
• Hanging hardware included